Look, I know how it's important to US, as fans of the Star Trek franchise, for him to attend Nimoy's funeral... but when you get down to it, this is a REALLY personal thing. Nobody has a right to tell another person how or when to pay their respects.
Myself, I have never attended a funeral, and I don't expect to do so...ever. Not because they're meaningless to me, or because I'm insensitive. I just choose not to stand on ceremony and grieve in public. I absolutely MUST deal with these things in private. If you ever gave ME shit about it at a very vulnerable time, like some of Shatner's fans are on Twitter, they'd probably be putting TWO people in the ground. :P
I'm not suggesting that's what Shatner is dealing with. We don't actually KNOW what his true feelings and motivations are. I'm saying don't put so much weight on being physically present somewhere in order to pay your respects.
That said, there's another angle to this that I don't think many people really think about.
Personally, I never got the impression that Nimoy and Shatner were quite as like-family close as we'd all like to imagine. Undeniably, they have a famous, shared history, and they seemed to get along well.
But, behind the scenes, who's to say Leonard wasn't just this guy he worked a lot with over the years and occasionally meets up with to promote stuff together?
Being at his funeral might not be as important for him, personally, as it is for US. If that's the case, that disappointment is ours to bear, not his. That's not to say it won't be a terrible PR move. He'll definitely catch shit from his audience over it, if that's how things really are for Bill.
Anyway, the guy tried to get head of the wave by admitting his inability to attend via Twitter, and tried his best to improvise, staging a virtual memorial through his account.
There's not really much more you can ask, except for us to just move on.
UPDATE: Turns out he DID go. Hopefully on his own terms, and not because the disgusting media and incredibly rude fans were pressuring him to do it.
Every Trek movie, save for perhaps The Voyage Home, has been an action movie.
- V'ger probe threatens Earth; boredom threatens audience
- Khan escapes exile, steals a ship and plots revenge against Kirk
- Kirk steals the Enterprise and goes rogue
- Spock's secret "half brother" hijacks the Enterprise; religious fanaticism ensues
- Kirk and Bones are framed in a massive peace-threatening conspiracy
- El-Aurian survivor kills Kirk, destroys the 1701-D, threatens millions to get high
- Borg attack earth; use time travel to destroy the Federation; plastic ships break
- Picard goes rogue to thwart unethical blah blah blah over immortal hippie planet
- Picard's secret twin, Bane, builds a warship; fails to reenact Wrath of Khan plot
None of these really fit the traditional high-concept ideas usually attributed to the television version of Star Trek.
Insurrection comes close, mostly because they did that plot once already ("Homeward"). But it's still boils down to a rebellion and combat sequence by the end.
The original Motion Picture is another close one, however glacial the pace. Definitely the most cerebral of the franchise, if you can take enough caffeine to keep yourself awake through to the end.
The Voyage Home is the least violent, yet possibly most generally well-received out of all of the pre-Abrams movies. Combat generally comes down to Gillian Taylor slapping that guy at the aquarium, and a mannequin of Chekov being thrown off the edge of a platform.
Wrath of Khan is the undisputed fan favorite. And that was a bloody, violent war flick.
Complaining about Abram's take on Trek because of it's focus on action is basically damning the majority of the movie franchise. Star Trek movies are a completely different animal from it's television incarnation.
DLC Quest is a humorous jab at the game industry from the perspective of a retro platform game that requires the purchase of downloadable expansions to perform even the most basic functions.
The game begins with no sound and no animation. In fact, you aren't even able to jump or move left! These features aren't included out of the box, of course. Instead, you are granted the privilege of purchasing these advanced gameplay features from an in-game vendor. All of the gags you would expect to see are here, including the infamous expensive horse armor. Thankfully, as the game reassures us early on, no ACTUAL real-life currency is involved. All transactions are conducted using coins collected inside the game.
Unfortunately, there isn't much of a "game" here. Unlocking DLC is required in order to progress the purposely generic, but ultimately uninspired "story". Once you get going, it's pretty much a straight path to the finish line: Collect enough coins to unlock the next DLC pack, rinse, repeat until the credits roll. There is no death. In fact, there is no way to fail. In that respect, DLC Quest is, in a sense, closer to old Lucasarts adventure games. Enemies function merely as passive roadblocks that only additional downloaded content can alleviate.
Ultimately the only real replay value is in doing speed runs, collecting coins, unlocking the DLC as fast as possible, and comparing your times against a leaderboard. Currently the top 10 is filled with people who finished the game in 12 minutes. I believe I spent just over twice that amount of time playing. The recent addition of a second quest ("Live Freemium or Die") helps extend the value, but this is still a short game.
DLC Quest is a genuinely funny commentary on the state of micro-transactions and downloadable content in gaming. It may run the joke into the ground by the end, but at roughly $3 in most digital stores, it's worth a look. Just don't expect any sort of serious challenge.
Rating: 3/5 (Good)
Platforms: Steam ($2.99), Desura ($2.99), XBL (80 MS points per quest), Mac App Store ($2.99)
Developer: Going Loud Studios
|Omni, July 1983|
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